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You keep a can of raid on the kitchen table. you use a toilet seat as a picture frame. your porch collapses and kills more than three dogs. your wife is also your 2nd cousin. your home has more miles than your car. your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. your mother has "ammo"on her christmas list. your mother taught you how to flick a cigarette at 2 years old. you give your dad a gallon of pepto bismal for his birthday. you consider a six pack and a bug zapper high quality entertainment. your good deed for the month was hiding your brother. your mother wants you to move your transmission so she can take a bath. your family tree does not fork. there is a gun rack on your bicycle. your "soap on a roap" doubles as an air freshener. you dont use "soap on a rope". your first words were "attention k-mart shoppers." AND MANY MANY MORE TO COME.................. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Why are Monica Lewinskeys cheeks so puffy? | Shes still withholding evidence
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